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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.2s

I work 50 hours a week at my own travel agency,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

Put the dead thing down.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.5s

Look at you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

It worked for Romeo and Juliet,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.2s

But it seems to be working for me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

You had me at goldenrod.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

Everybody has you at goldenrod.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.7s

- It is getting a little late. - Sit down.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.9s

Ernie, put it down or we're leaving right now.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.4s

We moved in and... Ernie, put that down, it's dead.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

5s

Jake, you should probably put your dead thing down, too.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

I'm at the peak of my sexuality,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3s

Are you happy? I told you to put it down, Ernie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.1s

totally changes the way you look at things.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.4s

Everybody out. Watch your heads. One at a time.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

Look at the time. Maybe we should get going.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.5s

Really? The guy at the tux shop said I looked dashing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

At least keep in mind that all these women talk to each other.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

Like going to a soccer game at 8:00 am on a Saturday?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

I ran into a friend of mine who was getting married at the Bellagio.