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Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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My cats can't sleep.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I could have cats.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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You don't even have cats.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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The birth part is just one day...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...even though I did it later that same day.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I don't know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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And three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...they're, uh, jealous of us.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...but my monkey is out of control.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Well, not that it's any of your business...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...she'd have no recollection of being fired at all.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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For this, after all, is the miracle of birth.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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And she, you know, kind of stole him away...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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- Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack. - Ha, ha.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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This could be God's way of telling us to eat at home.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.