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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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The inspector never dated a woman under 250 pounds.

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You and Jerry. It's...

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...and where you wanna go...

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And that's all it is.

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We're late and my parents are waiting for me and we're stuck here.

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...and squeeze it till they gave.

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And now I'm gonna tell you the truth.

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They hold it in all the time and eventually...

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And we made plans to spend the evening together.

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And, you know, when you think about it...

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...and he'd grab a hold of someone's stomach...

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Like he's running for president and going through the primaries.

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- But it's Saturday. - You got the picnic and burger traffic.

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...and you assume that they know where the car is?

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Pilots on planes don't open the cockpit door and go:

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You should always bring a pad and a pen.

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Does he just jump up and down on it?

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Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.

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And now he's gone. I'm sure he's looking for the car.

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I'm taking them out to dinner and a show tonight.