Jump out the window, shimmy down the drainpipe and wait in the car!

She lives in one of those big apartment buildings by the freeway, and he walks her to her door, but he forgets to lock the car and leaves the windows down.

Is the boyfriend's name Brandon?

Yeah, that's the new boyfriend.

I forgot to mention that.

Well, it doesn't matter.

So anyway, now the night is ruined because Brandon is obsessed.

He's like, that ex-boyfriend's going to come back for you.

He knows where you live.

So, after dinner, he drives her home.

He kisses her goodnight, but things are kind of weird, you know?

Then he gets back in his car and starts to drive away, but when he glances in his rearview mirror, his blood turns cold.

Guess what's in the back seat.

The ex-boyfriend?

No, the bag of mulch!

What?

Oh, wow.

That is actually a really good joke.

I told you.

Some things take time.