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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...went over the net and into the crowd, and I dove over three rows.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- She stayed over? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Like having chocolate rubbed over your face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Oh, please. - And then the game-winning field goal...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...so she gets a window into his non-date personality.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Cabs are crashing into themselves to just pick me up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's right in this spot. Very tender over here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...with this New Age music played over ocean sounds.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...to drop off my stuff before I came over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And she proceeds to rub oil over your entire body.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I never caught a foul ball at a baseball game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Because of the Giant game. I told you, it went overtime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You were very nice. - I bent over backwards for that woman!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So I go into this clothing store, and the saleswoman is wearing this...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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After the Giant game, I realized that this problem isn't going away.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, the game's about to start. I wonder where your friend Kramer is.