Kitty, look

Kitty that's so tiny.

Kitty, I can only afford to hire one person.

So you must really love Led Zeppelin.

Well, I, for one, love my job. Want to know why?

If dad loves Hyde so much, maybe he should marry him.

Steven, why is it everything that I love about you also grosses me out?

Your father's always had a soft spot for Steven, but he loves you, too. I just know it.

because I love hair--on the head, on the body, on floor, and if there's one in my salad, I enjoy it more.

then go national as morning talk show hosts,

so, Eric, your dad's muffler shop opens tomorrow.

That's, like, the perfect job for him. I mean, he's been muffling you for years.

Yes, he really hates noise.

I think it's because it reminds him of fun.

Hey, at least Red got a job he likes. I thought I was cool flipping burgers,

then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30 years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car.

I don't want to be that guy.

And you won't be if you follow the plan I gave you,

Okay? We get a job as a local weather team,

and then... star in our own ice capades.