Hyde...

Hey, mom, guess what hyde just told me.

So, uh, Hyde, when my dad offered you the job,

If dad loves Hyde so much, maybe he should marry him.

Whoa. I thought we established that hyde doesn't have a heart.

Wow, hyde, this is really gettin' to you. I mean, look at you

But I had a "Hyde" one custom-made 'cause I know that's what you prefer.

then go national as morning talk show hosts,

so, Eric, your dad's muffler shop opens tomorrow.

That's, like, the perfect job for him. I mean, he's been muffling you for years.

Yes, he really hates noise.

I think it's because it reminds him of fun.

Hey, at least Red got a job he likes. I thought I was cool flipping burgers,

then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30 years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car.

I don't want to be that guy.

And you won't be if you follow the plan I gave you,

Okay? We get a job as a local weather team,

and then... star in our own ice capades.

Jackie, I've told you, I don't capade.

- I am quitting my job, though. - Me too.