would you go out with me on a big Valentine's Day date?

Go on.

I'm off to the Monster Truck Show.

and with me today

Come on Jackie.

Pizza's on me.

Have a drink with me.

I've already got plans with someone else.

Jackie came to school with pink-eye.

I thought we'd start with some Hangman,

Someone with hopes and fears and emotions.

Ugggg, I might as well book that painting of the old lady and the geezer with the pitchfork.

rather then waste money on gifts,

And then, hold on ... what's this?

with a hole where your heart should be!

That half-frozen sherpa on my back.

do something with me tonight for good old VD?

I was thinking ... we start sweet, with... strawberry wine.

As much as a star can bond with a commoner.

We don't have a couple for today's show.