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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I'm asking Elaine to marry me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Don't get me wrong, Mr. Lippman. I'm very flattered...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Well, that's because you're an idiot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- Come here. - I'm already here. I'm here. I'm here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me, I stepped on your last rose.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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She probably gets that impression because you're cool.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...because every able-bodied Israelite in the county...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know what? It doesn't matter, because I quit.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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That's me.

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I'm a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I think George is calling me, so I'm gonna go and give him a hand.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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That's odd, because I feel perfectly at peace with the world.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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And get a little closer because I can't see the screen door.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...that you found me attractive enough to lunge at me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Hey, I'm flying first class.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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This time, I'm keeping it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Sure, I'm not funny anymore...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...and everything I'm capable of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit like an animal.