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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? You're breaking me up with me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm on next, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm finding that out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who could love me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Not good. I'm a moron.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Kramer's so stringy. I'm plump, juicy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Then I'm not really attracted you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So fast? What about me? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm serious, Elaine. I went to med school...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, well, I'm an intern. -Hey, stop kidding, Ben.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is too weird.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What are these? Take me to your leader.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In fact, next time I'm planning on going to Corfu.