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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Are you kidding me? - I'm afraid not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Because he was adopted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Because I thought I picked up a little something.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I'm Claude Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Because of the Giant game. I told you, it went overtime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You think she liked me? She seemed to like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She didn't like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's killing me, Jerry!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...I'm starting to like her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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If someone asked me nicely.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So she doesn't like me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Why didn't she like me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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My back, it's killing me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Don't call me. - Don't worry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I'm sorry, Karen. I care for you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I'm getting out of here. - Fine, go.