Jed Clampett!

She's right, Jed.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Oh, that don't mean nothing, Jed.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Even Jed couldn't whittle them no better.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

She says Jed can come up to her place at night.

Well, I'm done with her, but she says she wants to take lessons from Jed.

Hasn't got a tooth in his head.

He might not believe his good fortune.

He says how much you pay him, he can't afford to buy solid food.

I'm gonna pull them bad teeth of yours and fit you with this upper plate that Jed whittled for you.

Hillbilly, that is.

Isn't he the man that has 80 million dollars in his bank?

I said then we should have driven a stake through his heart.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Mr. Drysdale turned this whole fifth floor into a health and welfare department.