Ellie Mae Clampett.

Ellie's out swimming right now.

Uh, over here, Ellie, now.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

It's true, Ellie lost her beautiful hair.

That's my secretary.

But Ellie, you're showing too much bare heart.

Ellie, honey, put it on the other way around.

I beseech you, do not become enmeshed in a web of lies.

Miss Hathaway, would you rather be an unemployed secretary or a spider with a raid?

How would you like for a member of your family to become princess of Palm Springs?

Why don't you take Jethro and Ellie Mae, and me and Granny will stay here.

I'm sorry, Ellie Mae, but I just don't cut into the notion of a bunch of strangers gawking at your bare limbs.

All right, but Ellie, you hadn't ought to have went swimming with your clothes on and shrunk up that nice dress.

Hillbilly, that is.

Mr. Clabbett, I do wish you would reconsider about going to Palm Springs, even if Ellie doesn't... Uncle Jay, I do con... Howdy, Miss Hathaway.

She's a snob.

What's a hypochondriac?

Have a nip.

That's a disposal.