Well, this road sure ain't very polite.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

You're Jed Clampett.

That means being polite to other folks driving, and not speeding or honking or yelling at them.

You know something, Jed?

Come in, come in.

Oh, Jed, I ain't neither.

Jed, did you hear that?

Hillbilly, that is.

Why, you won't stay unmarried long in Beverly Hills, my dear.

From here on in, why don't we just make it Jed and Henry.

Uncle Jed, you just gotta buy this.

Jed Clampett, just like mother described you.

Let her win, Jed, for once she's right.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

We're cutting in and out of lanes.

He could put in anybody he wants.

Throw in a few trout, and you got the best doggone fish in all you ever saw.

Why, in those hills surrounding the Hollywood Bowl, especially on Mulholland Drive, you'll find more wolves up there than you'll find in any place in this here country.

Putting all them critters in cages and pens.