The Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oh, I only observed her efficiency.

Yeah, forget it.

Yes, sir.

Thank you, Skipper.

Well, sir, I just got out of the Navy, and I like to consider this bank my new ship, and you my new captain.

And I'm proud to be aboard, sir, because I know that your genius will pilot this ship of finance through the reefs of adversity and the stormy seas of competition until we drop anchor in the harbor of success.

Bill's water.

Thank you, sir.

Gentlemen, it is my observation that a bank is like a ship.

Its president, the captain.

It is his responsibility to pilot that ship through the reefs of adversity,

and the stormy seas of competition until he drops anchor in the harbor of success.

At this point, take a sip of water and wait for applause.

Oh, good, Ellie, you're all ready.

We best be getting down to the bank quick as we can.