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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Boy, he took it hard.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I like running in the park...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Do it like this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I'm in awe of his intellect. When he talks, it sounds like...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Yeah, it looked like you were in a real conversation over there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Boy, I really nailed that scene.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I'm pressing one. I'm pressing two. Nothing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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"You mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something, but I'm not."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The intersection is gridlocked. I've never seen anything like it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Her little boy needs surgery on his foot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- It sounds like it's going pretty good. - Yeah. Well, there is one little problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I don't know my alarm sound. I'm not tuned into it like it's my son.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I would like a car alarm like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I'm sorry. My supervisor says there's nothing we can do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I didn't cross any wires. The keys were in it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Is he in the scene? - Yeah, it's me and him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and there is absolutely nothing that can be done about that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Yeah. Like 50 bucks a month. - How many people does he do it for?