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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him the rest of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Matter of time now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, come on. Now, that's not true.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, they did this for me before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I don't understand why you spend time with this guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Wait. Wait a minute. As long as you're gonna lie to the guy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Oh, come on, Jerry. I can't believe this!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Okay, look. I tell you what. I got Knick tickets. This Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...are magnetically drawn to this activity?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I think that's the only way out of this relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I reach into my pocket to pay for it. I look down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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There's this piece of green floss hanging from my fingers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So I'm thinking about going to Iran this summer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I know. I'm really running out of excuses with this guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You want me to roll 6000 of these?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I just wanted to check with you guys. This business is going to be big.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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We could go to one of those cappuccino places.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- You gave my ticket to Horneck? - Come on. Go ahead. Move up.