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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E05 The Euclid Alternative

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Look, "How many car lengths should you leave in front of you when driving?"

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E05 The Euclid Alternative

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Okay, now shift into drive.

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- What? - Statistically, red cars...

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I'm clearly too evolved for driving.

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- No. - Then you can drive. Let's go.

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You have to drive me to work.

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Thank you for driving me to work.

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Can you drive me to Pottery Barn?

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- Please learn how to drive. - No, no.

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Sheldon, you need to learn how to drive.

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...or drinking coffee while driving reduces one's reaction time...

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But I don't drive and I can't take the bus.

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- I can't drive you for the next few weeks. - No.

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Yes, you are. You're meant to learn how to drive.

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...the plebeian task of driving is because I'm not meant to.

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You said you couldn't drive me to work. This is from work.

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A car length is not a standardized unit of measure.

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...which increase point-to-point drive time, making it the less efficient choice.

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Well, since he won't take the bus and he's too evolved to drive...

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Okay. Now, what you wanna do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive.