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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Drags him out of the car and chews his face off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...into the ashbin of society.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, kind of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Of course, absolute zero.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It bothers people, and it's against the law.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And you were integral.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I don't know no Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And we had a little powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.