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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You win. Take it, just take it. - I don't wanna win it like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.9s

- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

I like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

I'm just gonna wash...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

He's dressed like a penguin.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

I tested him, like, this is what I said, like this. I went:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

...packing is like leading men into battle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.3s

I feel like Robert Wagner in there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

Why don't you just kick her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

I just bought Jerry's couch for $50.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3s

It seems like such an arbitrary, ridiculous thing...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

- What's it like? - I haven't seen it yet...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

- What about the couch? - You like the couch?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- Just give me your keys. - All right, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.3s

...do not feel like you have to take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

...you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

- We're just so thrilled with this place. - It's a dream.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

It's not like Batman, where there's three crooks in the city...