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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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It's one of the few things I do well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Same thing Elaine's doing.

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Well, you've only got another 50 years or so to go and it'll all be over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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The thing about old people...

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I wish I had one.

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And eventually people say things about you, like:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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This is a wonderful thing. They're so grateful...

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Why can't I act with ones I like the way I do with ones I don't?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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And in one fell swoop you have single-handedly...

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...to have someone to talk to.

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The strange thing is, I mean, I haven't even met the woman yet.

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Listening to you.

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Tries to hypnotize me.

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This is what my life has come to: Trying to meet a mute.

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I don't know what happened. We tried to take him to the dentist.

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We took the records over to Ron's, and he tried to screw us...

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I was raised to give up.

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Life's too short to waste on you.

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...than the nut they sent me to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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- Don't tell me to calm down. - Please-