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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Those things, deadly, dangerous.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.4s

They see one on the road.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You could read the paper through the whole thing, if you want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Why? -Somebody had to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

It's good to have you back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

What is your answer to number 74?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.