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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Do they scalp tickets to these things?

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You created this thing...

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Then one day...

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That's hard to get used to when you're on so many fast ones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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But if they are doing some sort of medical thing to you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Same thing happened in The Blob.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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One motion, right off!

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Except for one small problem.

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You know, you're thinking about them. Things like:

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The other thing is, if you don't like anything...

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I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...I open it up, I'm one foot away.

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The great thing, when you read Moby Dick the second time...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I have no stomach for these things. - Do it like a Band-Aid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Listen, Marlene. The next thing I know, I'm in the middle of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I take one last look around the penitentiary, and I jump!

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I don't know, I was just in one of those moods...

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Just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion. Right off!

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I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I think you're afraid to sit next to a man.