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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

- So did I do a terrible thing? - You mean lying to your uncle?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

Really? I thought things were going okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.6s

Hunger will make people do amazing things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.2s

Make it one job. Coplgarbage man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2s

One night only. The big screen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.7s

This is the one that worked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2s

I'm not good at these things. I get flustered.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

5.1s

Health cookies. I hate those little dust-board fructose things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

I would think the hardest thing about being a cannibal...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.9s

- Me? What about you? - Oh, I can't do that. It's a guy thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...to momentarily...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- The one you broke the plans with? - Yeah, she works in his office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.7s

I don't know what to say to reassure her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Definitely. I plan to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.3s

It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.1s

...we start to fool around...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...my mother to my uncle.