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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Not complete.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- I'm not getting baptized. - I'm not getting married.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- It's not. - What?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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They're not there.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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so just take it easy and we'll call you when we're ready. Thanks.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- Did he not... - Mister!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- Yeah. - Yeah. It's not working?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Why not? Monterey's a beautiful place.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That would not be good, actually.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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An ex-alcoholic's, or a person who was lucid 24 hours a day...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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They never show up, they're not dependable.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Get here earlier. It's not my fault.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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someone or something was saying, "Don't do this, be happy with who you are.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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So, I'm not gonna be around this weekend...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- What are you insinuating? - He's not saying that.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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So I say, "It's not Larry David's, it's mine."

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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What's going on? The machine's not even coming on.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I don't know what it's like to have a baptism, or what you're supposed to feel...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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It's like, not only do you have to worship him...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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You don't need more states. We're not the British empire.