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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Believe it or not, I'm not home

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.7s

Believe it or not, George isn't at home

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.5s

We just don't think you're ready for a serious relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.4s

No, we're not. We're not men.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.6s

No, I'm not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

Did you have a good day or a bad day?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.1s

I must be out, Or I'd pick up the phone

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.8s

I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.4s

Even though I am not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I'm not sure about this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.1s

Why not? I'm Jewish, remember?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.6s

We're like children. We're not men.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.6s

I am not an anti-dentite.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.6s

...how is it you're not taken?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.2s

I am not going to hell.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

She's not a novelty act, George...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.6s

Do you have to ask her out or is the date implied?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.5s

No. No thanks, I'm just not hungry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-Get out of here. -You're not paying.