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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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At a hospital, the treatment is to lie in a bed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Whatever's wrong with a human being, lie down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Doctor never says, "Well, your condition isn't as bad as we thought.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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We want you to kind of lean against a doorjamb for seven to 10 days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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See how that feels."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Always a bed. Unless you go to the emergency room...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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...then it's a chair. You've been shot, stabbed, run over:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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"Have a seat."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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There's always an interesting cultural, ethnic mix to the hospital staff.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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It's like a local news team in there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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The doctor's the anchorman. He's got white hair, he's in charge.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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The nurse is the feature reporter, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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You listen to her, but it's always, "And now, back to your doctor."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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The orderlies come in with food and bedpans.

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That's like your sports and weather.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Then the baby's head comes out, and I'm screaming.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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My brother, who's videotaping, turns green.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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His eyes roll up in his head, and he blacks out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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He drops the camera, the camera breaks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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And then the placenta comes flying out.