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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-The last president to have a beard? -Nixon.

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-No, I mean a real thick beard. -His was thick.

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No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.

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Falkmore.

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-Who? -Artemis N. Falkmore.

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-You made that up, right? -Yeah.

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-But it sounds like a president name? -Yeah.

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Why do presidents all have bad names?

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Woodrow, Grover, Millard.

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The presidency attracts the badly named.

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Their ambition is based on personal insecurity.

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It's classic male overcompensation.

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Are you wearing lifts in those shoes?

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Cab.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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So they have this clock now, where you punch in your age...

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...and all your risk factors...

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...and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live.

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What's the great moment? On your deathbed.

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They're pounding on your chest, and you're going: Ten, nine, eight--

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I told you this thing was good.