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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You know, I can now bite my fingernails so evenly...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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...I don't even need to use a clipper anymore.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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But it's a pleasure to use clippers.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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What if you're in prison?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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-You don't think they give clippers? -No, it's like a weapon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You know what's really a weapon, that big toenail.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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I love prison.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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It is fascinating.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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Yeah, maybe someday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You want me to find a poem about Susan?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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May she rest in peace.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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Well, we think it would be a nice touch for the foundation literature.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You have a favorite poet, George?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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I like Flavman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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-Pardon? -Flavman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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Well, you should choose the poem since you knew Susan best...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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...at the time of her unfortunate...accident.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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-He cleared his throat? -Yes.