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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.9s

No, you just kind of started it, but it didn't really work.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I didn't take it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.6s

Bullshit, you didn't think he was drowning, you didn't want him to convert.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.1s

I didn't feel like going through...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.3s

He didn't mean to interrupt you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.6s

I've had this jacket since I started doing, since Seinfeld.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.1s

But I didn't even... I thought he was...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.8s

We would miss the baptism, we would miss-

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.1s

Yeah, I'm done. I didn't steal your message, asshole.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.4s

I didn't know you could change your outgoing message.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.4s

That is ridiculous. You didn't want to lose a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- I didn't even- - A mitzvah for my family, thank you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.4s

Maybe we should move up here. Think we should?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.7s

did we think we really needed Alaska and Hawaii?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.2s

You know what? If he didn't convert, she wouldn't marry him.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2s

Tell her it was an accident, you didn't mean to interrupt.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.3s

We already have tickets.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.6s

We already passed pines.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.9s

We don't need you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Then we wouldn't miss the baptism.