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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E14 The Movie

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- The movies. - You told Kernis...

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- Go ahead. Enjoy the movie. - Thanks.

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It's the same movie. What's the difference?

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The age-gap hiring policy at movie theatres:

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Men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie...

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I don't know. Does this movie stink or what?

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Ponce de León? Are you kidding me? I hated that movie.

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But I always get confused in the movie theatre by the plot.

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...in the parking lot, after the movie, talking with his friends, going:

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I don't want a movie dog. I want a Papaya King hot dog.

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My night's ruined. I didn't do any sets, didn't go to the movies.

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They never hire anyone between the ages of 15 and 80.

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Know what I mean? The girl that sells you the tickets, she's 10.

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Then there's the guy that rips it, he's 102.

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What happened in the middle? Couldn't find anybody?

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It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle.

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You're 15. You sell tickets. You leave.

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You go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren.

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Eighty years later, you're at the same theatre...

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...3 feet away, ripping tickets.