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The Love Guru (2008)

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Drama!

The Love Guru (2008)

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Drama.

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One tattoo is the Drama tattoo,

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No way! With Drama, there is no shortcuts.

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Now, aren't there a few more steps in your Drama plan?

The Love Guru (2008)

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What I need is to get you to follow my method, Drama.

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Students, now I am going to teach you the "D" of drama.

The Love Guru (2008)

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PITKA: (IN MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE) When I was a child in India,

The Love Guru (2008)

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growing up in the tiny village of Harenmahkeester,

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I found a voice-over machine,

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which I still use to this day.

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Oh, hi.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I decided to use the Morgan Freeman setting.

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I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka.

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In my book, If You're Happy and You Know it, Think Again,

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I speak of intimacy, or "into-me-I-see."

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Intimacy is like putting your wiener on the table and having someone say,

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"That looks like a penis, only smaller."

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(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)