Show them, Ellie.

Show him Carter.

Show her where to change, Ellie.

Me neither.

My doggie, you gotta admire that widow Fenwick.

She's poor but proud.

Jethro and Ellie tells me that right across the front of this little house of hers, she's got as big as life Fenwick House.

Cynthia, I have not refused to visit the Clampetts.

It's just that I can't bring myself to wear those dreadful clothes.

They are not dreadful.

They are the very latest fashion introduced at the Willows Finishing School by Miss Ellie Mae Clampett herself.

Don't you understand, Mummy?

The latest thing is to look basic and understated.

It has something to do with Zen.

But they just don't look right.

Mommy, when a girl as rich as Ellie Mae Clivett wears something, it's got to be right.

Now, come on, let's not be the last millionaires in Beverly Hills to get the new look.

The Clampett look!

They found the box of clothes, Uncle Jed.

Start doing right away.