I assumed it was the... new guy.

Welcome to Slough to the new people. My name's David Brent.

- I'm not new and I find it quite offensive. - He didn't.

coz there's new people coming in and Top brass are milling about, so.

He doesn't understand new trendy words. Like he'll say "poofs" instead of "gays".

I know David is feeling a bit worried about taking on all these new staff

I'm sure he's looking forward to having a whole new group of men underneath him.

- I didn't like it either. - Right. Proves my point. Swindon. You're new. You don't know me.

Yeah? I got a pay rise. I'm on a new scale. Team leader don't mean anything mate.

Do you know this little thing we're doing lunchtime? Just a welcome do for the new Swindon lot.

There's now people coming in from Swindon, which is a new and exciting sort of venture for me as well.

It's a shame this had to happen on Neils first day, but I've just had a complaint from one of the new intake.