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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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The service was slow, and God forbid they should refill the water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.6s

Oh, it's my neighbor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

Well, that's it for me. I'm heading back to New York.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

Yeah. It's all my father's doing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

- Can you cut my meat? - Gladly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.9s

Well, I couldn't find my shoes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.6s

- That's my man. - I'll see you guys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.9s

...to my nonexistent place in the Hamptons.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

It's a Wizard electronic organizer for my dad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

I mean, after all, you were almost my...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

I've been lying about my income for years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

It's okay. My boyfriend's black. Here he is. See?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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- What are we celebrating? - You remember my coffee table book?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.1s

Another fine meal. And now for my Wizard tip calculator.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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My family used to live there. We got out years ago. For obvious reasons.