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The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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They have new phone systems now

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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and that other jackass and that new jackass.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Oh, my God.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I can assure you we don't need a new system, though.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Yes. I'm from Tech Star, about a new phone system for you.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Basically, 95% of my job.

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Oh, boy. Oh, my God.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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the transfer of my bodily fluids...

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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My worst breakup was with Stacy.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I think my odds are pretty good.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Oh, my God. How long was I out?

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I used to go there with my fiancee.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Especially me, because of my great capacity for emotion.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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And it is my first Valentine's Day since Holly,

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Also I can retract my penis up into itself.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Oh, my God, that makes it even more romantic.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer.