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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Hey, happy New Year.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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What is that, a new bit?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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What? What happened to the new Jerry?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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My son.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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The price that I could get you on a new desktop computer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Oh, my God, you're crying.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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All of my darkest fears...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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She says I suppress my emotions.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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My professional name is Mr. Costanza...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I told Bobby and Lisa we'd try that new Chinese-Spanish place on Saturday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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When my blood pressure gets too high...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- I renounce my religion. - Who wants cookies?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I turn my back for two seconds...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know, a member of my congregation...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I have to put my car in.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Hose under my sink. I love you, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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My boy's a man today. Can you believe it?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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My computers. I've been selling them for two months now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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One percent? They can kiss one percent of my ass.