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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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You should slow down. It's dangerous to go that fast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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He cooks my food, cleans my house, does my shopping, there you go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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I'll fake an illness. My back! My back! I can't move my back!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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My car's totalled.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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I explain my situation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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My poor sister died.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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And cleans my house...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...my purse on the sofa. And my diaphragm goes flying out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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Take me home so I can comfort my- My poor family.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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She looked into my closet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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You know, my boyfriend went.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...that he becomes my butler.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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Finally, my stupidity pays off!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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- Why would I? This is my apartment. - Well, what if it was my apartment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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It was destroying my brain cells.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...and he's doing my shopping, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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Some people write symphonies. This is my gift.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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So I carry around my diaphragm. Who doesn't?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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All right, I'll tell them that my sister died.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...and the judge sentences him to be my butler.