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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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Have you seen that new Volvo commercial?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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Hey, Elaine, scratch my back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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...for you and my Audrey.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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Arrivederci, my fellow 40-short.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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I gotta get a new suit. I got a second interview with MacKenzie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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I think you know my policy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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That's my ass in your window.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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- That's my gal. - You're a liar.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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- Olive? - My lady friend down at Monk's.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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He almost put his finger up my nose.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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This woman is bending my mind into a pretzel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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...and my couch cushion didn't have any fabric on it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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...and he felt my face for a really long time...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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...or I am pressing charges. Yes. This is my attorney.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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It's this itch. I was watching TV without my shirt on...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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...at least pretend, for my benefit. Turn the water on. Do something.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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I'm a very curious guy. It's my nature. I need to know things.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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Surely you could see how such a thing would prey on my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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My office is out of control. Phones ringing, people running in and out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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You guys ought to see the way she works her nails across my back.