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The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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I was trying to slow you down.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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Meet new friends Tie that yarn

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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Meet new friends Tie that yarn

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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You meet new friends You tie some yarn

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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It's my retirement plan.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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I have finally completed my movie,

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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get around to my dream, obviously.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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You got problems? My TV don't work.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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That's... Well, don't put words in my mouth.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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This has been my dream for 11 years,

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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are as real to me as my movie.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned?

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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because I thought it would be good for my daughter

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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Well, my name's Michael Scarn And I'm here to say

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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then you're basically saying you don't believe in my dream.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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I have my HBO comedy special, "Here I Go Again..."

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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No, Billy, I haven't done that dance since my wife died.

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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All I wanted was to start a family with my beautiful wife,

The Office (2005) - S07E17 Threat Level Midnight

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Why are you singling my line out, like, a million years later?