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The Office (2005) - S02E19 Michael's Birthday

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And I'm thinking that next time you're in the shower,

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And then he runs around the office.

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So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards,

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and now I am recruiting you.

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Who is this guy again? Don't worry about Phil.

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He drives a Corvette. He's doing just fine.

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Okay. Calling cards are the wave of the future.

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These things sell themselves. Who uses calling cards anymore?

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You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan.

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I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.

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It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.

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Yes, thank you. You will get rich quick. We all will.

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Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment,

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that one from the e-mail?

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You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria

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e- mails you directly asking for help, you help.

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His father ran the freaking country, okay?

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All right, so raise your hand if you wanna get rich.

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All right. No.

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How is this not a pyramid scheme?