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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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You gonna kill an old man, you coward?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where's the old man?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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- We're looking for the old man. - Oh, we will. We will.

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- Me? I thought you were. - Come on, we lost the old man.

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Are you gonna kill me? I'm an old man, for crying out loud.

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Seventy-five or six or something for women.

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It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...life expectancy was 30.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Which, in our terms, would mean you get your driver's license around 5...

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...you'd marry at 9, divorced at 15.

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In your late teens, you move down to Florida.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I guess that's how spring break got started. I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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And eventually people say things about you, like:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Well, it's amazing, he's 28, but he's still very alert.

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His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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What's the point?

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When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I don't like them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Why can't I act with ones I like the way I do with ones I don't?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Well, you've only got another 50 years or so to go and it'll all be over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Maybe I need someone who doesn't speak English.