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The Pagemaster

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The Pagemaster.

The Pagemaster

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I am the Pagemaster,

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Alan, every ten-year-old is afraid of something.

The Pagemaster

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The kid's afraid of tuna-fish sandwiches.

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Mercury levels in the tuna.

The Pagemaster

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Whatever.

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Alan, the world is a frightening place to him right now.

The Pagemaster

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I think we could be a little more supportive.

The Pagemaster

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Supportive? I'm the most supportive father on earth,

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but I'm running out of supportive things to do.

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I signed him up for Little League, he drove everybody crazy

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with statistics about how you can develop tumors

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from being hit in the head with a ball.

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Did you know that shin splints can lead to blood clots in the legs?

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Claire, he brought in a medical journal. Nobody wanted to play after that.

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And now I'm building him a tree house, in a tree he refuses to climb.

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You know he hates heights.

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I don't know. I just want to be a good father.

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But you are a good father.

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I'm OK! I'm OK!