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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So fast? What about me? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Dead bodies really gross me out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What are these? Take me to your leader.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I think it has something to do with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're no longer preoccupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.