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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Why does he have to stand?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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All right, don't change me. Susan, don't change me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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So he gets to be called Maestro and I don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...this man has to stand eight hours a day...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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It's inhumane to make a man stand on his feet...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Don't say anything to him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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So is there anything there to rent?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- So I spoke to the security guard. - Yeah? And?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Poppie sent me to see you, Mr. Ciccio.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I'm getting out. You didn't have to push me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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So my friend and I, we were going to the movies...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Now, we don't want to take up much of your time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Poppie told me to talk to his cousin. He lives down in Little Italy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Oh, Maestro, what are you doing? You don't have to do this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- I don't need a chair. - I didn't mean to imply you did.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...so I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- I don't even know why I brought you. - Nobody put a gun to your head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Okay, from now on, I want you to call me Jerry the Great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Get this, he tells me there are no houses anywhere in Tuscany to rent.