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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...you're gonna do one of your little comedy skits tomorrow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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But my father has bathing suits from other centuries.

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My parents live in Florida.

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And if you go down there and you forget your bathing suit...

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...then they want you to wear one of theirs.

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You know how that gets?

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You need trunks, son? I got trunks for you.

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You can wear my trunks.

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Fathers don't wear bathing suits, they wear trunks.

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It's kind of the same thing a tree would wear if it went swimming.

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So I get in the water in this thing, and it's, like, floating around me...

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...somewhere.

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You ever put on a bathing suit that you don't know...

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...exactly where you are inside the bathing suit?

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You bump into somebody, No, I'm parasailing.

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I'm waiting for the boat to come back.

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It was supposed to be here at 7:30.

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- Call the airlines again. - What happened to the Scotch tape?