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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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People can be so vain.

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I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription...

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...because he thinks he looks more intelligent.

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Now, why? Why do we think...

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...that glasses makes us look more intelligent?

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Is it from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching...

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...that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs?

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And that's why they need the glasses?

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It's a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid...

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...you don't think, Oh, they must have been listening real good.

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Yeah, to a lot of important stuff. No, they're deaf.

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They can't hear.

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- Hey, boys and girls. - Hey.

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I need you both to sponsor me in the AIDS Walk.

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- Isn't that tomorrow? - Yeah, yeah. So get... Get...

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Well, I admire you for joining the fight against AIDS.

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Yeah, well, if I didn't do something, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

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It's hard enough living next door.

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Some people, they just wear a ribbon...

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...and they think they're doing something. Not me.