NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2.5s

My parents had two arguments while they were driving...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2.7s

...over either how fast my father was going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2.1s

...or how much gas was left in the tank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

3s

My father had a standard defense for either one of these.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

4.4s

It was always, That's because you're looking at it from an angle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

3.1s

If you were over here... It looks from where you're sitting...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

3.3s

...it looks like I'm doing 90 on empty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2s

But that's because you're over there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

3.9s

If you were over here, you'd know I'm in the driveway with a full tank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

3.1s

George and I went up to NBC, and we told them the idea for the series.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2.6s

- We're waiting to sign the contract. - They liked the idea?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2.4s

- Yeah. - What, you got leather seats here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

3.1s

- Since when is George a writer? - What writer? It's a sitcom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2.4s

This is exciting. When are you gonna sign the contract?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

1.4s

Soon. There's a few problems.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2s

I wanna tell you, that meal was the worst.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

1.8s

What do you expect? It's airline food.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

1.4s

They give you that fish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

1.5s

How could you eat fish on a plane?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

2.9s

Because she puts up a stink every time I have a piece of meat.