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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...a giving person. If I date a taking person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You know, because you're such a good person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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No, you said I was a good person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- But you're a taking person. - That's why I should date...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Elaine, you should admire me. I'm aspiring to date a giving person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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A friend of a friend of a friend knows Susan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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A case? A case of Sponges?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Hey, a hit is a totally different story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...for a speedboat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I mean, a case.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They don't have them anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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It's a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I need a group dynamic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Really? How did she do that? - A friend of a friend of Susan's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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How many come in a case?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Hold on just a second. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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This guy won't wear a ribbon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I don't wanna be a 32.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I'd kill to be a 32.