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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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Okay, if no one else will say it, I will.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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We really suck at paintball.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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That was absolutely humiliating.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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Oh, come on. Some battles you win, some battles you lose.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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No, we were annihilated by our own incompetence...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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...and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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Sheldon, let it go.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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No, I wanna talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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I shot you for a good reason. You were leading us into disaster.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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I was giving clear, concise orders.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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You hid behind a tree yelling:

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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"Get the kid in the yarmulke! Get the kid in the yarmulke!"

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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- Oh, hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Penny.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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- Hello. - Morning, ma'am.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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So how was paintball? Did you have fun?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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You clear a space on your calendar. There will be an inquiry.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E06 The Middle-Earth Paradigm

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Okay. Um....